"you bet your sweet ass!"
*wins a million butts*
sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day
When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
lol meok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17
good thing i spend 12 hours then
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*
getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed
Beyonce: Onika …
Nicki: Looking Trinidadian, Japanese and Indian. Got Malaysian, got that yaki, that wavy Brazilian …
THEM BITCHES THIRSTY ……
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists