Give me a spark of Nature's fire
That's the learning I desire

dutchster:

"you bet your sweet ass!"
*bets ass*
*wins a million butts*
nice

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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witchomo:

lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17

povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

The floor is lava!

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

seotaijiandboys:

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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imsoshive:

Beyonce: Onika …

Nicki: Looking Trinidadian, Japanese and Indian. Got Malaysian, got that yaki, that wavy Brazilian …

Beyonce:

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THEM BITCHES THIRSTY ……

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

rneerkat:

u ever have a food you hate but it looks so aesthetically pleasing so you keep going back and it tastes bad every single time but u never really know


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